One Sunny Day in 2009

One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Ave, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the US Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush"

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him and, again just walked away

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same US Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."

Taken from: http://www.laughitout.com/2008/11/one-sunny-day-in-2009.html

Military Humour

Some of the lighter moments for the Military  !!!!!!!


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Did I mention I don't play golf much?

Some of you will relate to this better than others!

It was a sunny Saturday morning on the first hole I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualising my upcoming shot, when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker.
'Would the gentleman on the women's tee back up to the men's tee please' I could feel every eye on the course looking at me.
I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.  

 Again the announcement, 'Would that MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the MEN'S tee. '
I simply ignored the announcement and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled:
'Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee back up to the MEN'S tee, PLEASE!'

Finally, I stopped, turned and looked through the clubhouse window directly at the person with the mike.
I cupped my hands and shouted back, 'Would the guy in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot?'

A Great Line



Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said:
'Listen here  good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ... It doesn't matter to me. 
I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.' 

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,
''No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?